I Have To Pee 
| finger ninja and illusive student by day. bartender and gaming attendant by means of an income at night. i like long walks on the beach, pina coladas and dancing in the rain, exploring the emotional boundaries of young children, knock-knock jokes, british accents, cheese, spoon bending and mind control, reading to elderly and miming to Queen music- preferably while naked. im also a notorious horse whisperer, some of those stallions tell the best lesbian bar jokes i ever heard. i make a mean bowl of cornflakes in the morning and im also qualified Amateur-Division Professional Arm Wrestler - willing to work in currency's of sushi, bacon, prosthetic legs and gold. product of gen y i lived through many catastrophic world events and discoveries, some being the Spice Girls, Twilight, Furbies, Twilight sequels, Captain Planet, The Hamster song, Pokemon cards and fish fingers to name a few. |
Without her I'm nothing...
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